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1st December 2017

‘How to Preserve a Husband’

With Christmas around the corner I thought I would add a special chutney recipe, which might make you smile!!

HOW TO PRESERVE A HUSBAND…..

  1.  Be careful in your selection
  2.  Do not choose too young.
  3.  When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
  4.  Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, others are constantly getting them in hot water.
  5.  This may make them sour, hard and sometimes bitter.
  6.   Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
  7.   Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with strawberries and cream.
  8.   Thus prepared, they will keep for years…..

 

 

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